var quotes = new Array;

quotes.push("<p><strong>Sundance:</strong> It's your great ideas that got us here--</p><p><strong>Butch:</strong> Forget about it!</p><p><strong>Sundance: </strong>I don't ever wanna hear another one of your ideas, alright?</p><p><strong>Butch: </strong>Alright.</p><p><strong>Sundance:</strong> Okay.</p><p>[<em>Beat</em>]</p><p><strong>Butch:</strong> Australia.&nbsp; I figured secretly you wanted to know, so I told ya: Australia.</p><p><strong> - Butch Cassidy &amp; the Sundance Kid  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.</p><p><strong> - Miyazawa Kenji  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Welcome, O life!&nbsp; I go to encounter for the millionth time the reality of experience, and to forge in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race.</p><p><strong> - James Joyce  </strong></p> <p><em>A Portrait of the Artist</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>If you are going through hell, keep going.</p><p><strong> - Winston Churchill  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Patriotism is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.</p><p><strong> - Adlai Stevenson  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>If there's a child on the south side of Chicago who can't read, that matters to me, even if it's not my child.&nbsp;If there's a senior citizen somewhere who can't pay for her prescription and has to choose between medicine and the rent, that makes my life poorer, even if it's not my grandmother. If there's an Arab-American family being rounded up without benefit of an attorney or due process, that threatens my civil liberties. It's that fundamental belief - I am my brother's keeper, I am my sister's keeper - that makes this country work.</p><p><strong> - Barack Obama  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Hans:</strong> 'And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.'&nbsp; Benefits of a Classical education...&nbsp; Mr. Takagi.&nbsp; I could talk about industrialization and men's fashion all day, but I'm afraid work must intrude...</p><p><strong> - Die Hard  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.</p><p><strong> - Thomas Paine  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Whatever you do may seem insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.</p><p><strong> - Gandhi  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Reuben:</strong> Look, we all go way back, and I uh...&nbsp; I owe you - from the thing with the guy in the place - and I'll never forget it.</p><p><strong>Danny:</strong> That was our pleasure.</p><p><strong>Rusty:</strong> I'd never been to Belize.</p><p><strong> - Ocean's Eleven, 2002  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.</p><p><strong> - Benjamin Franklin  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.</p><p><strong> - Plato  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Venkman:</strong> You don't think the sign's too subtle Marty?&nbsp; You don't think people will drive <em>down</em> here, and not see the <em>sign</em>?</p><p><strong> - Ghostbusters  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Do not fear your enemies.&nbsp; The worst they can do is kill you.&nbsp; Do not fear friends.&nbsp; At worst, they may betray you.&nbsp; Fear those who do not care; they   neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exists because of their silent consent.</p><p><strong> - Bruno Jazienski  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.</p><p><strong> - Bertrand Russell  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Tracy:</strong> Dexter say something... Say anything.</p><p><strong>Dexter:</strong> No, you do.</p><p><strong>Tracy:</strong> Oh Dext. I'm such an unholy mess of a girl.</p><p><strong>Dexter:</strong> Well that's no good - that's not even conversation.</p><p><strong> - The Philadelphia Story  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>War may sometimes be a necessary evil.&nbsp; But no matter how necessary, it is   always an evil, never a good.&nbsp; We will not learn how to live together in peace   by killing each other's children.</p><p><strong> - Jimmy Carter  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>When war breaks out, people say &quot;It's too stupid; it can't last long.&quot;&nbsp; But   though a war may well be &quot;Too stupid,&quot; that doesn't prevent it's lasting.&nbsp;   Stupidity has a knack for getting its way.</p><p><strong> - Albert Camus  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Marie:</strong>&nbsp; Oh!&nbsp; I've been looking for a red, suede pump.</p><p><strong> - When Harry Met Sally...  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds   and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy   them.&nbsp; But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human   being.&nbsp; And who is willing to destroy a piece of&nbsp;his own heart?</p><p><strong> - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.</p><p><strong> - Carl Sagan  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Marwood:</strong>&nbsp; Give me a Valium.&nbsp; I'm gettin' the <em>fear!</em></p><p><strong>Danny:</strong>&nbsp; You have done something to your brain.&nbsp; You have made it high.&nbsp; If I lay ten mils of Diazepam on you, you will do something else to your brain.&nbsp; You will make it low.&nbsp; Why trust one drug and not the other?&nbsp; That's politics, innit?</p><p><strong>- Withnail and I   </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Graham: </strong> My problem?&nbsp; Do I have a problem?&nbsp; You know, I look around me in this town and I see John, and Cynthia and you...&nbsp; And I...&nbsp; I feel comparatively healthy.</p><p><strong> - sex, lies, and videotape  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.</p><p><strong> - Fran Lebowitz  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.</p><p><strong> - Thomas Jefferson</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>A well-frog cannot imagine the ocean, nor can a summer insect conceive of ice. How then can a scholar understand the Tao? He is restrained by his own learning.</p><p><strong> - Chuang-Tse</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Layne:</strong> The things I <em>do</em> for my fucking <em>friends</em>!</p><p><strong> - River's Edge  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>How does one reach true religion?</p><p>Not by argument. Not by scriptures and doctrines; they cannot help. The path to religion is trodden by the saints.</p><p><strong>- The Mahabarata</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>The sharp edge of a razor is difficult to pass over; thus, the wise say the path to salvation is hard.</p><p><strong>- Katha Upanishad</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Language is inadequate.<br /> The gods sing a hymn of silence<br /> And I am silently singing.</p><p><strong>- The Hermetica</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Jeff:</strong> That is one <em>nutty</em> hospital.</p><p><strong> - Tootsie  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>There isn't anyone <em>anywhere</em> that <em>isn't</em> Seymour's Fat Lady. Don't you know that? Don't you know that goddamn secret yet? And don't you know - listen to me now - don't you know who that Fat Lady really is...? Ah buddy. Ah buddy... It's <em>Christ Himself</em>. Christ Himself buddy.</p><p><strong>J.D. Salinger</strong></p> <p><em>Franny and Zooey</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>And he could not tell why the struggle was worthwhile, why he had determined to use to the utmost himself and his heritage from the personalities he had passed...</p><p>He stretched out his arms to the crystalline, radiant sky.</p><p>&quot;I know myself,&quot; he cried, &quot;but that is all.&quot;</p><p><strong>- F. Scott Fitzgerald </strong></p> <p><em>This Side of Paradise</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Rusty:</strong> Munitions.</p><p><strong>Danny:</strong> Phil Turrentine.</p><p><strong>Rusty:</strong> Dead.</p><p><strong>Danny:</strong> No Shit. On the job?</p><p><strong>Rusty:</strong> Skin Cancer.</p><p><strong>Danny:</strong> You send flowers?</p><p><strong>Rusty:</strong> (<em>shrugs</em>) Dated his wife for awhile.</p><p><strong> - Ocean's Eleven, 2002  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Truly it is within the darkness that one finds the light, so when we are in sorrow, then the light is nearest to all of us.</p><p><strong>- Johannes Eckhart</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>It is reasonable that all worship be considered one. We look at the same stars, the sky belongs to all, the same Universe surrounds us. What does it matter by what method each seeks the truth? One cannot arrive at so great a secret by only one road.</p><p><strong>- Symmachus</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>He who despises a woman despises his mother. The tears of women draw down the fire of heaven upon those that make them flow.</p><p><strong>- Sama Veda</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Karen:</strong>&nbsp; You know, you'd never get a crowd this big at <em>my</em> funeral.</p><p><strong>Michael:</strong> Oh Karen...&nbsp; Come on - <em>I'll </em>come.&nbsp; And, you know...&nbsp; I'll bring a date.</p><p><strong> - The Big Chill  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>There is no extra-terrestrial revelation, no Sinai, no thunder in the heavens, no god especially sent down upon our planet. There was no need for him to descend hither, for he was here already, in the hearts of all men, since all men are but a part of him, and cannot be otherwise.</p><p><strong>- Maurice Maeterlink</strong></p> <p><em>The Great Secret</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Oh God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.</p><p><strong>J. D. Salinger</strong></p> <p><em>Raise High the Roofbeams, Carpenters...</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Bechstein&quot; said my father, sounding chipper.</p><p>&quot;Bechstein&quot; I said. &quot;This is your son.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Ah yes. My son. How are you son? How's your summer thus far?&quot;</p><p><em>Fine, Dad. I'm calling you from this girl's kitchen and she's standing here naked, and you know, Dad, I can see that women do indeed look a little like guitars.</em></p><p>&quot;Fine.&quot;</p><p><strong>- Michael Chabon </strong></p> <p><em>The Mysteries of Pittsburgh</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Elwood</strong>:  It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.</p> <p><strong>Jake</strong>:  Hit it. </p><p><strong> - The Blues Brothers  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Sir, we ought to teach people that they are doing wrong in worshipping the images and pictures of the temple.</p><p><strong>Ramakrishna: </strong>That's the way with you Calcutta people: you want to teach and preach. You want to give millions when you are beggars yourselves... Do you think God does not know he is being worshipped in the images and pictures? If a worshipper should make a mistake, do you not think God would know his intent?</p><p><strong>- Gospel of Sri Ramakrishna   </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Free will is the ability to do gladly that which I must do.</p><p><strong>- C. G. Jung  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Gibson:</strong>&nbsp; How's this for an opening line: 'Did you know that Nietzsche died of syphillis?'&nbsp; ...No, Nietzsche's too obscure.&nbsp; How about: 'Did you know that Shakespeare died of syphillis?'&nbsp; No - she probably knows that's not true...&nbsp; I don't know <em>what</em> to say.</p><p><strong> - The Sure Thing  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>When you find yourself falling - dive.</p><p><strong>- Joseph Campbell</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>For men and women are not only themselves; they are also the region in which they are born, the city apartment or farm in which they learnt to walk, the games they played as children, the old wives tales they overheard, the food they ate, the schools they attended, the sports they followed, the poets they read, and the God they believed in. It is all these things that have made them what they are, and these are the things that you can't come to know by hearsay...</p><p><strong>- W. Somerset Maugham</strong></p> <p><em>The Razor's Edge</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>A Citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for Democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a National election.</p><p><strong>- Bill Vaughan</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Hildy:</strong> Then why did you promise <em>not</em> to fight the divorce, and then do everything you possibly could to gum-up the whole works?&nbsp; Hiring an aeroplane to write: 'Hildy, don't be hasty, remember my dimple - Walter.'&nbsp; Delayed our divorce twenty minutes while the Judge went out to watch it.</p><p><strong>Walter:</strong> Well, I don't wanna brag, but I've still <em>got</em> the dimple.&nbsp; And in the same place.</p><p><strong> - His Girl Friday  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>... But he believed that every great love was in some measure a terrible mistake.</p><p><strong>Michael Chabon </strong></p> <p>&quot;S Angel,&quot; <em>A Model World</em> </p>");

quotes.push("<p>Never say love is &quot;like&quot; anything. It isn't.</p><p><strong>Michael Chabon</strong></p> <p><em>The Mysteries of Pittsburgh</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they are not on your road doesn't mean they have gotten lost.</p><p><strong>- H. Jackson Browne</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Michael:</strong>  Friends? </p> <p><strong>Sandy:</strong>  No, we are <em>not</em> friends. I don't take this shit from <em>friends</em>. Only lovers.</p><p><strong> - Tootsie  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.</p><p><strong>- Benjamin Franklin</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.</p><p><strong>- H. L. Menken</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.</p><p><strong>- Gandhi</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Venkman</strong>:  Janine, any calls...   Any messages...   Any customers...? </p> <p><strong>Janine</strong>:  No, Dr. Venkman. </p> <p><strong>Venkman</strong>:  It's a good job, huh...?   Type something, will you? We're paying for this stuff. And don't stare at me, you got the bug-eyes... &nbsp; Janine, sorry about the bug-eyes thing. I'll be in my office. </p><p><strong> - Ghostbusters  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>There is no week nor day nor hour when tyranny may not enter upon this country, if the people lose their roughness and spirit of defiance.</p><p><strong>- Walt Whitman</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. When the loyal opposition dies, I think the soul of America dies with it.</p><p><strong>- Edward R. Murrow</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Your own reason is the only oracle given you by heaven, and you are answerable not for the rightness, but the uprightness of the decision.</p><p><strong>- Thomas Jefferson</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>We do not consecrate the flag by punishing its desecration, for in doing so, we dilute the very freedoms this sacred emblem represents.</p><p><strong>- Justice Brennan</strong></p> <p><em>Texas v. Johnson</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>--</strong> Do gentleman!&nbsp; Don't forget your own girl, sir!</p><p><strong>--</strong> I have no money, said Stephen.</p><p><strong>--</strong> Buy them lovely ones, will you, sir?&nbsp; Only a penny.</p><p><strong>--</strong> Did you hear what I said? asked Stephen, bending towards her.&nbsp; I told you I had no money.&nbsp; I tell you again now.</p><p><strong>--</strong> Well, sure, you will some day, sir, please God, the girl answered after an instant.</p><p><strong>--</strong> Possibly, said Stephen, but I don't think it likely.</p><p><strong> - James Joyce  </strong></p> <p><em>A Portrait of the Artist</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>People only see what they are prepared to see.</p><p><strong>- Ralph Waldo Emerson</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.</p><p><strong>- Ambrose Redmoon</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.</p><p><strong>- Margaret Mead</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Monty:</strong>&nbsp; I can never touch meat until it's cooked.&nbsp; As a youth, I used to weep in butcher shops.</p><p><strong>- Withnail and I</strong> </p>");

quotes.push("<p>Never judge a book by it's movie.</p><p><strong>- J.W. Eagan</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>There are five stages in the life of an actor:</p><p>Who's Mary Astor?</p><p>Get me Mary Astor.</p> <p>Get me a Mary Astor Type.</p> <p>Get me a young Mary Astor.</p> <p>Who's Mary Astor?</p><p><strong>- Mary Astor</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>--</strong> You are an artist, are you not, Mr Dedalus? said the dean, glancing up and blinking his pale eyes.&nbsp; The object of the artist is the creation of the beautiful.&nbsp; What the beautiful <em>is</em> is another question.</p><p><strong> - James Joyce  </strong></p> <p><em>A Portrait of the Artist</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.</p><p><strong>- Frank Zappa</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>A friend is someone who will help you move. A <em>best</em> friend is someone who will help you move a body.</p><p><strong>- Unknown</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.</p><p><strong>- George Bernard Shaw</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Poets... create from the very depths of the collective unconscious, voicing aloud what others only dream.</p><p><strong>- C. G. Jung</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>Every psychic advance of man arises from the suffering of the soul.</p><p><strong>- C. G. Jung</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>I am an orphan, alone; nevertheless I am found everywhere. I am one, but opposed to myself. I am youth and old man at one and the same time. I have known neither father nor mother, because I have had to be fetched out of the deep like a fish, or fell like a white stone from heaven. In woods and mountains I roam, but I am hidden in the innermost soul of man. I am mortal for everyone, yet I am not touched by the cycle of aeons.</p><p><strong>- C. G. Jung</strong></p> <p><em>Memories, Dreams, Reflections<em></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Marwood: </strong>&nbsp; Withnail you <em>bastard</em> wake up.  Wake <em>up</em> you <em>bastard</em>, or I'll burn this <em>bastard</em> bed down.</p><p><strong>Withnail:&nbsp;</strong> I deny all accusations.&nbsp; What do you want?</p><p><strong>Marwood:&nbsp;</strong> I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering.&nbsp; And I have come in here with the express intention of wishing one on <em>you</em>.&nbsp; Having said that, I now intend to leave for London.</p><p><strong>- Withnail and I </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.</p><p><strong>- Woody Allen</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Withnail:</strong>&nbsp; At some point or  another I want to stop and get hold of a child.</p><p><strong>Marwood:</strong>&nbsp; What do you want a child for?</p><p><strong>Withnail:</strong>&nbsp; To tutor it in the ways of righteousness...&nbsp; And procure some uncontaminated urine.</p><p><strong>- Withnail and I </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Trent</strong>:  I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's <em>really</em>  hoping makes it happen... I want you to be like the guy in the <em>rated R</em>  movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet...  You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man... You're  a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man... bad man. </p><p><strong>- Swingers</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Debi</strong>:  So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio? </p><p><strong>Marty</strong>:  No, but I do have a very nice cat. </p><p> <strong>Debi</strong>:  Not the same. </p><p> <strong>Marty</strong>:  Well, you don't know my cat, it's very demanding. </p><p> <strong>Debi</strong>:  It? You don't know if it's a boy or girl? </p><p> <strong>Marty</strong>:  I respect its privacy. </p><p><strong>- Grosse Pointe Blank</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Mr. Newberry</strong>:  I visualised you in a haze as one of those slackster, flannel-wearing, coffee-house misanthropes I've been seeing in Newsweek. <br /><br /> <strong>Marty</strong>:  No no no, I went the other road... Six figures, doing business with  leadpipe cruelty, mercenery sensibility. You know... Sports-sex, no  real relationships... How about you - how have the years been treating  you?</p><p><strong>- Grosse Pointe Blank</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Sundance:</strong> Don't tell me how to rob a bank - I <em>know</em> how to rob a bank.</p><p><strong>Butch:</strong> Boy, a few dark clouds appear on your horizon and you just go <em>all to pieces</em>, don't you?</p><p><strong>- Butch Cassidy &amp; the Sundance Kid</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Dragline</strong>:  Nuthin'! A handful of nuthin'... You stupid mother hen. He beat you with  nuthin'... Just like today when he kept comin' back at me... With <em>nuthin'</em>. <br /><br /> <strong>Luke</strong>:  Yeah, well... Sometimes nuthin' can be a real <em>cool</em> hand.</p><p><strong>- Cool Hand Luke</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Withnail:</strong>&nbsp; Right you fucker.&nbsp; <em>I'm </em>gonna do the washing-up.</p><p><strong>Marwood:</strong>&nbsp; No-no you can't; it's impossible, I swear, I've looked into it.&nbsp; Listen to me-listen to me!&nbsp; There are <em>things</em> in there...&nbsp; there's a tea-bag <em>growing!</em>&nbsp; You haven't slept in sixty hours - you're in no state to tackle it.&nbsp; Wait til the morning - we'll go in together.</p><p><strong>Withnail:</strong>&nbsp; This <em>is</em> the morning.&nbsp; Stand aside! </p><p><strong>- Withnail and I</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Freddie</strong>:  Victoria left, huh? <br /><br /> <strong>Allen</strong>:  Yeah. You know why she left Freddie...? Because I didn't love her. <br /><br /> <strong>Freddie</strong>:  <em>Thaaat</em> bitch.</p><p><strong>- Splash</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Henry: </strong>Sorry I'm late, guys, I was takin' a crap. </p><p><strong> - The Sting  </strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.</p><p><strong>- F. Scott Fitzgerald</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Bonnie:</strong>  Say, isn't that girl the one he used to be in love with? <br /><br /> <strong>Kid:</strong> Bonnie, when it rains, every third drop falls on one of <em>them</em>. </p><p><strong>- Only Angels Have Wings</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p><strong>Harry:</strong> You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy. </p><p><strong>- When Harry Met Sally</strong></p>");

quotes.push("<p>When facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.</p><p><strong>- Sinclair Lewis</strong></p>");

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